Big Gay Jeff |
Hi I'm Jeffrey, I'm 22 years old. He/Him/His and pansexual adventures **I may post triggering things, so please be aware of this** |
Today’s wirt of the day has been brought to you by: going where no gnome has gone before
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‘The Arsenic Dress’ 1862
How poisonous green pigments terrorized Victorian Fashion.
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What would Jesus not do?
Things Jesus would do:
- Flip tables
- Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
- Tell the weather outside to STOP
- Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
- Bring people back from the dead
- Go fishing
- Give you food
- Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
- Make furniture
- Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
This…is the best
As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT
Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitutes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone
ALL of this
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Beauty and the Beast but they’re lesbians
And the Beast is still this 8 foot tall hulking monster with horns and massive claws and fangs and when she turns back into human she’s still buff as shit and her girlfriend is small and they open a library together also the candle and the clock are gay
This is what people mean when they talk about the “gay agenda”
if you want a story about gay people make your own don’t steal someone elses ideaThe Gay Agenda now includes remaking all Disney Movies to be about Lesbians now it’s Official no more Straights
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Kermit 🐸
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